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You don’t even know how much I wanted Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to come out for some of the Oscar parties last night. I wanted Kimye to arrive at the Vanity Fair Oscar party at the same time as Taylor Swift. I want Kanye to live-tweet from the party. And I wanted terrible fashion from Kim. But it didn’t happen, unfortunately. Instead, we got Caitlyn Jenner at the Elton John viewing party. For what it’s worth, I do like Cait’s Zac Posen (allegedly) dress.

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Here’s Dita Von Teese in a Zac Posen dress (Posen was her date as well). While I love Dita, this hoop skirt (or whatever we’re calling it) is not good.

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Mariah Carey’s arms just keep getting skinnier and skinnier. It’s magic.

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Olivia Culpo in Celia Kritharioti… this is not cute, but Olivia is gorgeous.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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