Prepare yourselves, lift lovers. It’s nearly time for Tom Cruise’s latest sci-fi/alien adventure movie, Edge of Tomorrow. I can’t wait for the premieres to start because I need some new pictures of Tom, who must have retired to his underground bunker lately. Soon he shall blitz us all with a “refreshed” face and the brightest smile known to Xenu. Tom and co-star Emily Blunt are even planning a time-warp stunt for the movie’s multiple premieres. They’ll attend the London, Paris, and New York screenings within one day. I’m not sure how this will convince more people to see the movie.
Emily’s started her promotional duties in cheeky fashion. She’s picking on Tom a little bit. Emily told Jimmy Kimmel about taking Tom to his very first sex club in London. It was Matt Damon’s birthday party, but this was all John Krasinski’s idea. Here’s the story and a clip:
“It was the disgusting Matt Damon’s birthday party. What a loser. And so, John, my husband, wanted to do something kind of crazy for him, because he flew to London to spend his birthday with us. And John was like, ‘We’ve got to do something crazy for him.’ So I don’t know if you’ve heard of this club called The Box. It’s kind of a burlesque stroke sex club. I mean, people aren’t having sex. There’s like weird things that go on that are supposed to make you cringe and run for your life. So Tom loves Matt and Tom wanted to come. Earlier, I think he thought it was going to be a nice civilized dinner. So I emailed him and I was like, ‘Tom, change of plan. We’re now going to go to this club called The Box. I said, just wanted you to know. You may not feel comfortable with this. It’s kind of like a sex club.’ He emailed back and went ‘Jesus Christ! Well just don’t let me walk out of there alone!’ which we didn’t.”
[From Jimmy Kimmel Live]
I would have had so much fun watching Tom’s reaction to all the crazy stuff going on in “The Box.” He’s so wholesome, and I always remember Mimi Rogers’ comment about Tom’s “pure instrument.” Remember how he lost his delicate sensibilities when Dave Letterman dropped an f-bomb? Whatever happened in this club was so much worse.
Here’s the final Edge of Tomorrow trailer. I have to admit it looks decent, but mostly because Blunt is a badass.
Photos courtesy of Warner Bros, Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet & WENN
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